Hopefully, I can put up a pic of a dolphin show poster.
It looked oddly sexual, so I will try to find it again.
I took it before, and then accidentally deleted it.
Shit that might rape you...
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I haven't seen hobos on this list. Hobos ride the rails, raping their way across the land, leaving naught but the sticky after-fluids and empty bottles of Night Train in their wake.
Hobos: The Raping Menace.
Also, people pretending to sell iPhones on Craigslist that insist you come to their house, alone, after midnight. They're probably going to rape you, too.
Hobos: The Raping Menace.
Also, people pretending to sell iPhones on Craigslist that insist you come to their house, alone, after midnight. They're probably going to rape you, too.
Commit a little mortal sin, it's good for the soul.
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And Thunderbird. They drink thunderbird too.LaughingBones wrote:I haven't seen hobos on this list. Hobos ride the rails, raping their way across the land, leaving naught but the sticky after-fluids and empty bottles of Night Train in their wake.
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TorresLLNM wrote:And Thunderbird. They drink thunderbird too.LaughingBones wrote:I haven't seen hobos on this list. Hobos ride the rails, raping their way across the land, leaving naught but the sticky after-fluids and empty bottles of Night Train in their wake.
Hey its an American Classic - sez so right on the bottle... or at least it did when I was 17
Not that I EVER drank when I was underage....

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Alright so while I was in Ukraine I was walking on a street minding my own business, when suddenly I see this:

Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Is it just me or is that guy about to get his ass violated?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Surprise porpoise cornhole secks!!!ExProJailbait wrote:Is it just me or is that guy about to get his ass violated?
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The funny thing is that the poster is for a night time dolphin show.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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So.... The Ukraine is the Tijuana of Russia? Only instead of donkeys they use dolphins?ExProJailbait wrote:The funny thing is that the poster is for a night time dolphin show.

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^WIN!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun