Shit that might rape you...
Shit that might rape you...
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My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Monkeys.
Rednecks.
Frat boys.
Kobe.
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and most importantly...
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BRO SCRO.
Rednecks.
Frat boys.
Kobe.
...
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and most importantly...
..
.
BRO SCRO.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Cant dogs rape people? I know they hump the shit out of stuff
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
That last one is the scariest.J.C. wrote:Monkeys.
Rednecks.
Frat boys.
Kobe.
...
..
.
and most importantly...
..
.
BRO SCRO.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
fuckin a right, you should see me in person.....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Smokey the bear??Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right, you should see me in person.....
I still think that you probably look like smokey the bear.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Well there are a few people that can vouch for what i look like...i wont name names because they prolly wouldnt like it
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
So Smokey the bear or no?Bro-Scro wrote:Well there are a few people that can vouch for what i look like...i wont name names because they prolly wouldnt like it
That is all I really care about.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Dogs can rape people. All you need is peanut butter.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Shit that might rape you...
But then it is not rape.J.C. wrote:Dogs can rape people. All you need is peanut butter.
Its just some fuck from Florida who got lonely with his puppy.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass