Shit that might rape you...

[Bro-Scro]

Oh god...someone needs to find the bro-rape video....FUCKIN A I MUST BRING THIS OUT INTO THE LIGHT!

[ExPro]

Oh god...someone needs to find the bro-rape video....FUCKIN A I MUST BRING THIS OUT INTO THE LIGHT!

I do not think it will be a good start to a career in porn.

[Bro-Scro]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1714286

[ExPro]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1714286

Lmao but that is only is you are a "bro".

[TorresLLNM]

Why can't you just pass up the temptation to pick on my comment.
I know it is difficult, but please do not unleash your douchbaggery on almost every post that I do.
Not a good day dude, so fuck off.

Jesus, who lit the string on YOUR tampon? Lol.

If I unleashed douchebaggery on almost every post that you've made, I'd have to be on here at least 20 hours a day doing nothing else.
Bullshit, you can't call "timeout" just because you're having a bad day. You should expect no sympathy from anyone on this forum except maybe your psychotic squirrel friend over there. Lol.

I'm asking you an honest question, why do you have to act like such a buzzkill instead of playing along? It's as if you have some deep insecurity about being the butt of a joke that even if we all make a crack about you that we all know is not true, you still feel the need to deny it. Perhaps THIS is why you have dating problems? You're so wound up that you probably couldn't squeeze an atom through your sphincter if you tried.

Here:

Take two boxes of these and log on in the morning.

[J.C.]

mind blown

[ExPro]

So I killed a joke, get the fuck over it.
But whatever. Your comment really doesn't matter as you are just that bothered by what I do.
Calm the fuck down, don't call my friend a squirrel, and worry about your own shit rather than my dating issues.

[TorresLLNM]

So I killed a joke, get the fuck over it.
But whatever. Your comment really doesn't matter as you are just that bothered by what I do.
Calm the fuck down, don't call my friend a squirrel, and worry about your own shit rather than my dating issues.

You didn't just kill a joke. That's like Saddam Hussein saying "so I gassed a Kurd or two, so the fuck what?" Lol.

Believe me, I'm not worried at all. I'm actually enjoying myself.

And she DOES remind me of a psychotic squirrel, not unlike "Pilz-e" or whatever his name is. Except with less interesting things to say. You told me that she's on her own, I can say whatever I want about her (as if I needed your permission).

You're the one who needs to calm down. Ms. Pissy Pants.

[ExPro]

So I killed a joke, get the fuck over it.
But whatever. Your comment really doesn't matter as you are just that bothered by what I do.
Calm the fuck down, don't call my friend a squirrel, and worry about your own shit rather than my dating issues.

You didn't just kill a joke. That's like Saddam Hussein saying "so I gassed a Kurd or two, so the fuck what?" Lol.

Believe me, I'm not worried at all. I'm actually enjoying myself.

And she DOES remind me of a psychotic squirrel, not unlike "Pilz-e" or whatever his name is. Except with less interesting things to say. You told me that she's on her own, I can say whatever I want about her (as if I needed your permission).

You're the one who needs to calm down. Ms. Pissy Pants.

Well yes by all means she is on her own, as she is a big girl and can deal with it on her own.
As for me killing jokes you will get over it. Its not like I do it on purpose anyway.

[TorresLLNM]

Well yes by all means she is on her own, as she is a big girl and can deal with it on her own.
As for me killing jokes you will get over it. Its not like I do it on purpose anyway.

You can't be THAT dense.