Birthday coming up...

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ExPro
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Birthday coming up...

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So on July 15th I get 1 year older. Yay!!
I think it is safe to say that the Bone's lair hosts and forum goers are invited to my birthday celebration, but since none of you are in NYC remember to have an extra drink for me. Thank you.
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J.C.
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Re: Birthday coming up...

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I'll take pics of the before and after of a shotglass and claim its for your birthday, totally unrelated to my rampid achololism.
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Re: Birthday coming up...

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J.C. wrote:I'll take pics of the before and after of a shotglass and claim its for your birthday, totally unrelated to my rampid achololism.
Aw that is sweet. I'll hold you to it.
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EnvyLCC
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Re: Birthday coming up...

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How old will you be?
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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EnvyLCC
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Re: Birthday coming up...

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Tell ya what, if you are ever in this town, there are some places I can get you into simply because you have a vagina. & you don't even have to prove it!! :D
No one will know I put your lady cha cha on your face.
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Re: Birthday coming up...

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EnvyLCC wrote:Tell ya what, if you are ever in this town, there are some places I can get you into simply because you have a vagina. & you don't even have to prove it!! :D
Awesome since I am 20.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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