(STARTS IN WRONG PLACE. MY BUCKET LIST IS TO FUCK JOANNA ANGEL, HERE IS A BRIEF STORY ABOUT WHO SHE IS AND WHERE SHE CAME FROM)
(Holocaust was awful, so God made Jewish women hotter to compensate, Joanna is Jewish. This was random.)
(suicide girls)
Suicide girls to no vaj
Burning angel to lots of vaj and fucking
Suicide girls < burning angel.com
Joanna webmistress of burning angel hot as fuck
Porn spoof of some movie (ASKED ON FORUMS TO MENTION)
Covered in tattoos
to fuck joanna angel
JC's girl wants to fuck Tosh.0 dude (FOR HER BUCKET LIST)
JC wont be able to fuck joanna (FOR HIS BUCKET LIST)
JC girl could fuck tosh.0 (FOR HER BUCKET LIST)
jc isnt hot (ENOUGH TO FUCK JOANNA ANGEL FOR MY BUCKET LIST)
tosh.0 is hot for a guy from knox (NO, THIS IS ENTIRELY WRONG. TOSH.O... DANIEL TOSH IS THE HOST. HE IS PLAYING KNOX IN A FEW DAYS)
I think i got that about right...
Arkady's JC rant flow chart
Arkady's JC rant flow chart
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Arkady's JC rant flow chart
I edited in all the caps locked comments to finish the flow chart.
I knew that rant made sense. Damnit.
I knew that rant made sense. Damnit.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Arkady's JC rant flow chart
Haha edits for the win...far superior to beer rants
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Arkady's JC rant flow chart
Wow that was actually helpful.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass