Bone's Lair

A producer was fired from Jersey Shore for referring to the house as a Herpes Den and for implying they all had STDs. But its ok, they insist they don't. And I trust the nice people at Jersey Shore... don't you?? Don't you trust the word of someone who's fake tanned to the point of looking like a god damn orange? With a name like "Snooki"... that's a name you can trust!
WHEW. I sure am glad empteeTV cleared this one up!


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in other news... if you thought "The Situation" was a good idea to fuck without a condom, you deserve at least the herp. AT LEAST.
Thoughts?
I've been informed this is in fact old news, and i'm glad my Jersey Whore information is behind the times. It means I still don't know fucking shit about Jersey Whore
Discuss.

Some of them aren't even Italian...
Reality TV is getting about as real as Ashley Simpson sing in concert

There was live and live live
Now we are going to get reallity, and reality reality TV

Reality Reality TV... poor sods who dont make enough money to pay the rent so they have to strip, pimp, deal drugs or sell their bodies to make ends meet. If you dont make enough money to pay the rent at the end of the week your evicted from the house. Here's the catch... No new housemates come in so the rent goes up with everyone who gets evicted from the house, meaning they have to do even more to make the rent next week. Winner gets a bunch of diseases or ends up on the FBIs most wanted list

I think your just pissed you didn't come up with the nickname Snooki first. Boy howdy I know I am.

There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....

ExProJailbait wrote:There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....

And they are lying to us again.... Jersey Shoe is gonna be in Miami... last time I checked miami beach was not off any exit in jersey

What they need to call the program is douchebags at the beach

Bone wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....

And they are lying to us again.... Jersey Shoe is gonna be in Miami... last time I checked miami beach was not off any exit in jersey

What they need to call the program is douchebags at the beach

Well if it was in fact in Jersey it would be herpes in sewage, because that water is filthy!!!

Herpes House Goes South... Jersey Whores 2! Herp on the Highway.

those motherfuckers ruined fist pumping for metalheads and punk rockers...fuck em with the glass gauntlet....

To have sex with someone from that show a condom is not enough.
One would need a full o hazmat n suit for that shit.

ExProJailbait wrote:To have sex with someone from that show a condom is not enough.
One would need a full o hazmat n suit for that shit.

Maybe if they make valtrex in the lube......