A producer was fired from Jersey Shore for referring to the house as a Herpes Den and for implying they all had STDs. But its ok, they insist they don't. And I trust the nice people at Jersey Shore... don't you?? Don't you trust the word of someone who's fake tanned to the point of looking like a god damn orange? With a name like "Snooki"... that's a name you can trust!
WHEW. I sure am glad empteeTV cleared this one up!
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in other news... if you thought "The Situation" was a good idea to fuck without a condom, you deserve at least the herp. AT LEAST.
Thoughts?
I've been informed this is in fact old news, and i'm glad my Jersey Whore information is behind the times. It means I still don't know fucking shit about Jersey Whore
Discuss.
Jersey Whore.
Jersey Whore.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Jersey Whore.
Some of them aren't even Italian...
Reality TV is getting about as real as Ashley Simpson sing in concert
There was live and live live
Now we are going to get reallity, and reality reality TV
Reality Reality TV... poor sods who dont make enough money to pay the rent so they have to strip, pimp, deal drugs or sell their bodies to make ends meet. If you dont make enough money to pay the rent at the end of the week your evicted from the house. Here's the catch... No new housemates come in so the rent goes up with everyone who gets evicted from the house, meaning they have to do even more to make the rent next week. Winner gets a bunch of diseases or ends up on the FBIs most wanted list
Reality TV is getting about as real as Ashley Simpson sing in concert
There was live and live live
Now we are going to get reallity, and reality reality TV
Reality Reality TV... poor sods who dont make enough money to pay the rent so they have to strip, pimp, deal drugs or sell their bodies to make ends meet. If you dont make enough money to pay the rent at the end of the week your evicted from the house. Here's the catch... No new housemates come in so the rent goes up with everyone who gets evicted from the house, meaning they have to do even more to make the rent next week. Winner gets a bunch of diseases or ends up on the FBIs most wanted list
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Jersey Whore.
I think your just pissed you didn't come up with the nickname Snooki first. Boy howdy I know I am.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Jersey Whore.
There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Jersey Whore.
And they are lying to us again.... Jersey Shoe is gonna be in Miami... last time I checked miami beach was not off any exit in jerseyExProJailbait wrote:There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....
What they need to call the program is douchebags at the beach
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
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Re: Jersey Whore.
Well if it was in fact in Jersey it would be herpes in sewage, because that water is filthy!!!Bone wrote:And they are lying to us again.... Jersey Shoe is gonna be in Miami... last time I checked miami beach was not off any exit in jerseyExProJailbait wrote:There is supposed to be a season 2 of Jersey Shore coming out soon.
Oh the STDs that they will unleash on the world with that one....
What they need to call the program is douchebags at the beach
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Jersey Whore.
Herpes House Goes South... Jersey Whores 2! Herp on the Highway.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Jersey Whore.
those motherfuckers ruined fist pumping for metalheads and punk rockers...fuck em with the glass gauntlet....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Jersey Whore.
To have sex with someone from that show a condom is not enough.
One would need a full o hazmat n suit for that shit.
One would need a full o hazmat n suit for that shit.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Jersey Whore.
Maybe if they make valtrex in the lube......ExProJailbait wrote:To have sex with someone from that show a condom is not enough.
One would need a full o hazmat n suit for that shit.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"