Home Alone
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Home Alone
When I get away from the house and everyone is home, I can't have fun. Send them all away and I have a great time. Does that even make sense?
Fuck it.
Re: Home Alone
I've been alone since friday and no one will be back till about weds...its kind of over rated...especially when you work nights...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Ok for the 18 year old: it is absolutely normal because your family is crazy. They are almost as bad as my family. Plus you live with your boyfriend so a short vacation from all of them must be nice.
For Bro-Scro: you are older than us, you've most likely outgrown the wonderful feeling we get when the people that stress us out go away. Besides I do not think that you live with 3 other people in a small appartement.
For Bro-Scro: you are older than us, you've most likely outgrown the wonderful feeling we get when the people that stress us out go away. Besides I do not think that you live with 3 other people in a small appartement.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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haha i've got 3 cats + 2 people here...granted its a house and i work nights and they all work days...but still it sucks not being able to jerk it when ever i wanted like the college days
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Home Alone
Unless you live in my small apartment with my crazy family, you have nothing on me. I live with 3 other people and 2 cats, all of whom have an incredible habit of pissing me off and waking me before my time. 1 of those people is my boyfriend, trust me when your 18 live with that many organisms in your house, part of which is family part of which you have a deeper relationship with and they always fighting with you, them go away for oh 2 or 3 days is like heaven to me. Minus the fact that I found a water bug today and there was no one to kill it because my female cat decided that since I was screaming she was gonna sit look at it and wait for me to stop standing on the couch and kill it >.< Beyond the water bug incident, I liked being alone. I stayed up, did what I want and had a great time. I did feel bad this morning but that was for a different reason.
You are much older than me so really probably got over all the drama since you work.
You are much older than me so really probably got over all the drama since you work.
Fuck it.
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Lmao the big scary Christine, is scared of a tiny water bug.
Oh btw your cat is awesome, because I would stare at you flipping out too.
Oh btw your cat is awesome, because I would stare at you flipping out too.

Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Its ok, but it really does get old after a while...thats when you start asking people to come over that you can tell to leave....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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LOL that is so true. Call them over, the only way they get in and stay is if they provide the booze. Except Julie, she can stay cause she cool like that.
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Better yet, you kick them in the ass out the door and down the steps. "Officer I don't know what happened. I just told him to leave and he hit me and then fell downstairs when he started to run....I swear it wasn't me but I'd like to use your cuffs..."
Fuck it.