I have a new goal in life...
I have a new goal in life...
That is to get my name in green in the forum...Thats right I'm gunning for global moderator, because obviously i've been aiming too low and need to go with something completely unrealistic to keep my hopes and dreams alive that there is in fact something i cant accomplish in life, ya know besides keeping a girl or getting a decent job.....So yea, Here i come baby, already the most postingist motherfucker on the board and AIMIN FOR THE STARS!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Actually, Upon further review, then I would be responsible for the things i do and say...maybe not such a good idea, now people are all just like yea, dude is an alcoholic, we will just modify his posts and tell him what a moron he is......Also Bone prolly thinks i'm grossly incompetent to do anything besides watch porn, beat off and play stupid facebook games...the worst part is he's right!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Yeah, not for long.Bro-Scro wrote:, already the most postingist motherfucker on the board
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I have a new goal in life...
yea yea yea, doesnt matter...in the words of Rotger Von Rotgut "I was here before you, i'll be here when you go" from the ever lovely melody "used to be means never was"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Ah but I am here to stay.Bro-Scro wrote:yea yea yea, doesnt matter...in the words of Rotger Von Rotgut "I was here before you, i'll be here when you go" from the ever lovely melody "used to be means never was"
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Green text? No.. Shit Pussy? Yes.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I have a new goal in life...
not text...but name...like my hero, J.C.
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Just because you post a lot, doesn't mean you have the wisdom to be a moderator. It just means you won't shut the fuck up.
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Oh a great point.RayWen wrote:Just because you post a lot, doesn't mean you have the wisdom to be a moderator. It just means you won't shut the fuck up.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I have a new goal in life...
Lemme help there Ray...RayWen wrote:Just because you post a lot, doesn't mean you have the wisdom to be a moderator. It just means you won't shut the fuck up.

Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"