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Re: Decoration

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RayWen wrote:
angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being funny looking!
Fixed!
Oh ... so true.
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Re: Decoration

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why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
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Re: Decoration

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Angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
She probably understands the helicopter. There's just no joy of it with you.
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Re: Decoration

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Angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
She probably understands the helicopter. There's just no joy of it with you.
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Re: Decoration

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you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
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Re: Decoration

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angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
We must be thankful for the small blessings, or lack of microscope.
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Re: Decoration

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Bro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my van
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Re: Decoration

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Bone wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my van
Can't rape the willing...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: Decoration

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bone wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my van
Can't rape without tweezers...
Fixed!
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Re: Decoration

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Oh god dammit you guys did all the jokes I was going to do.
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