Oh ... so true.RayWen wrote:Fixed!angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being funny looking!
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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She probably understands the helicopter. There's just no joy of it with you.Angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
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She probably understands the helicopter. There's just no joy of it with you.Angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:why is it women dont understand the joy of the helocopter? i was talking about this shit with mah friend last night...she understands anal sex and ass to mouth, but the helocopter after you get out of the shower just eludes her...can anyone back me up on this shit?
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you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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We must be thankful for the small blessings, or lack of microscope.angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
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Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my vanBro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
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Can't rape the willing...Bone wrote:Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my vanBro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
Fixed!ExProJailbait wrote:Can't rape without tweezers...Bone wrote:Yeah but you did try and take your pants off in my vanBro-Scro wrote:you havent seen my dick either...so you cant say shit...
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Oh god dammit you guys did all the jokes I was going to do.
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