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Bro-Scro
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Re: Cougars

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i've fucked a few chicks in the butt, they said it was more uncomfortable than painful......
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:why go up 3 posts instead of just 1? trying to make me count? you're an asshole
I'm trying to help you from when you get pulled over for weaving all over the road.
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Re: Cougars

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Depends on the chick I guess and her ass and the size of the cock.
Fuck it.
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Re: Cougars

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as well as lube, and preperation,, if they are prepared they can take some srs shit in the butt....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:as well as lube, and preperation,, if they are prepared they can take some srs shit in the butt....
The Great American Challenge....
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Re: Cougars

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my old hooker roomie could fit an uncompressed nerf football back there with baby oil as lube...i saw a vid of her shitting it out and nearly puked because that football was on the coffee table....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:my old hooker roomie could fit an uncompressed nerf football back there with baby oil as lube...i saw a vid of her shitting it out and nearly puked because that football was on the coffee table....
Where the fuck is this roomie now? What happened to the football? Where the fuck is this video? And would she be down for some pudding wrestling?
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Re: Cougars

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Um ewww nasty, she needs a but plug, her shit must come out real easy.
Fuck it.
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Re: Cougars

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she had an inflatable vibrating self warming buttplug that blew up to about the size of a softball...and she popped it...i cant imagine that having felt good at all
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Cougars

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Um get a cork butt plug, cause it will be really nasty if shit just fell out her ass.
Fuck it.
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