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Re: Cougars
i've fucked a few chicks in the butt, they said it was more uncomfortable than painful......
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Re: Cougars
I'm trying to help you from when you get pulled over for weaving all over the road.Bro-Scro wrote:why go up 3 posts instead of just 1? trying to make me count? you're an asshole
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Re: Cougars
as well as lube, and preperation,, if they are prepared they can take some srs shit in the butt....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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The Great American Challenge....Bro-Scro wrote:as well as lube, and preperation,, if they are prepared they can take some srs shit in the butt....
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my old hooker roomie could fit an uncompressed nerf football back there with baby oil as lube...i saw a vid of her shitting it out and nearly puked because that football was on the coffee table....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Where the fuck is this roomie now? What happened to the football? Where the fuck is this video? And would she be down for some pudding wrestling?Bro-Scro wrote:my old hooker roomie could fit an uncompressed nerf football back there with baby oil as lube...i saw a vid of her shitting it out and nearly puked because that football was on the coffee table....
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she had an inflatable vibrating self warming buttplug that blew up to about the size of a softball...and she popped it...i cant imagine that having felt good at all
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Um get a cork butt plug, cause it will be really nasty if shit just fell out her ass.
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