Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:O.o
Dude I would not let you touch me with anything.
So stop being mean!
Lol, I will once you stop taking me so seriously.
Meanie. Girls are sensitive.
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ExProJailbait wrote:Meanie. Girls are sensitive.
In certain areas... Yes they are...

Lol, oh come on. You're supposed to be a Bone's babe, with thick skin and an attitude that's tougher than granite.

Grow a pair (figuratively! NOT LITERALLY, PLEASE). :P
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Meanie. Girls are sensitive.
In certain areas... Yes they are...

Lol, oh come on. You're supposed to be a Bone's babe, with thick skin and an attitude that's tougher than granite.

Grow a pair (figuratively! NOT LITERALLY, PLEASE). :P
I am just joking with you.
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
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ExProJailbait wrote:I am just joking with you.
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
So am I.

And yes, I know that all girls are sensitive, I have a girlfriend...... and sisters.... and mother... and I don't live in a cave.

They are very likely to kick my ass because I wouldn't hit a female unless under certain and specific circumstances.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:I am just joking with you.
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
So am I.

And yes, I know that all girls are sensitive, I have a girlfriend...... and sisters.... and mother... and I don't live in a cave.

They are very likely to kick my ass because I wouldn't hit a female unless under certain and specific circumstances.
Alright just making sure.
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Side note: I read comics, novels, watch enough movies to own anyone I know in movie trivia, and watch the DVD commentaries. I'm a comedian, musician, and a writer and I need inspiration to not suck. For the people who don't? Well I've no excuse for them but I'm damn glad to hang out with them because its fun to talk to them.
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Everyone is nerdy in one way or another. I suppose being a comedian takes major nerd points off.
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Not really..
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TorresLLNM wrote:Not really..
Why do you say that?
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when have you met a comedian that isnt a nerd?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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