Meanie. Girls are sensitive.TorresLLNM wrote:Lol, I will once you stop taking me so seriously.ExProJailbait wrote:O.o
Dude I would not let you touch me with anything.
So stop being mean!
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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In certain areas... Yes they are...ExProJailbait wrote:Meanie. Girls are sensitive.
Lol, oh come on. You're supposed to be a Bone's babe, with thick skin and an attitude that's tougher than granite.
Grow a pair (figuratively! NOT LITERALLY, PLEASE).

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I am just joking with you.TorresLLNM wrote:In certain areas... Yes they are...ExProJailbait wrote:Meanie. Girls are sensitive.
Lol, oh come on. You're supposed to be a Bone's babe, with thick skin and an attitude that's tougher than granite.
Grow a pair (figuratively! NOT LITERALLY, PLEASE).
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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So am I.ExProJailbait wrote:I am just joking with you.
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
And yes, I know that all girls are sensitive, I have a girlfriend...... and sisters.... and mother... and I don't live in a cave.
They are very likely to kick my ass because I wouldn't hit a female unless under certain and specific circumstances.
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Alright just making sure.TorresLLNM wrote:So am I.ExProJailbait wrote:I am just joking with you.
Oh and btw all girls are sensitive, and the more sensitive they are, the more likely they are to be able to kick you ass.
And yes, I know that all girls are sensitive, I have a girlfriend...... and sisters.... and mother... and I don't live in a cave.
They are very likely to kick my ass because I wouldn't hit a female unless under certain and specific circumstances.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Side note: I read comics, novels, watch enough movies to own anyone I know in movie trivia, and watch the DVD commentaries. I'm a comedian, musician, and a writer and I need inspiration to not suck. For the people who don't? Well I've no excuse for them but I'm damn glad to hang out with them because its fun to talk to them.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Everyone is nerdy in one way or another. I suppose being a comedian takes major nerd points off.
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Why do you say that?TorresLLNM wrote:Not really..
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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when have you met a comedian that isnt a nerd?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun