Bone's Lair

J.C. wrote:I WANT THAT PORPOISE. WE GOTTA STRIKE BACK AGAINST THOSE FUCKERS. SEND A FUCKING MESSAGE.

Yeah but its an inflatable toy, no one will actually know what you do with it.

Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.

J.C. wrote:Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.

Well a guy bought a blow up doll today strictly for companionship.
He said he was lonely so he bought it.

And then there was this on Rule 34...

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targ ... gory_id=66

RayWen wrote:And then there was this on Rule 34...

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targ ... gory_id=66

Oh that is so gross.

ExProJailbait wrote:We sell the sheep. Oh and it talks.

What does the sheep say?

ExProJailbait wrote:

J.C. wrote:Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.

Well a guy bought a blow up doll today strictly for companionship.
He said he was lonely so he bought it.

Yup. Then he lied. He fucked it today. You helped a man fuck a blow up doll. Good woman, if hes desperate enough to fuck a blow up doll.. do anything you can to keep that guy calm.

SociallyUnacceptable wrote: What does the sheep say?

I have no clue I did not actually blow it up. I think it says "baaaaa".

J.C. wrote: Yup. Then he lied. He fucked it today. You helped a man fuck a blow up doll. Good woman, if hes desperate enough to fuck a blow up doll.. do anything you can to keep that guy calm.

Meh I do not care much about what he does with it, the stupid thing is a shit ton of money, so I am happy as it boosts my sales.