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Sheep blow up doll.

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Alright so as most of you know I work in a sex shop. So today a man came in looking for an anatomically correct inflatible sheep.


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Inflatable sheep can't say "baaa."
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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yea they can...at least the ones at starship do...maybe not for you...but that is because you have to bottom out in the sheep for that to happen
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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We have inflatable talking sheep, but they are not anatomically correct.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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Bone this is were you post the vid from last years' con Bro Scro might remember the guy.
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the one dressed up like a farmer walking around with the sheep? yea he was almsot as good as the hugely fat guy dressed up like a pedobear approves chick with a GIANT pez dispenser...
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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Bro-Scro wrote:the one dressed up like a farmer walking around with the sheep? yea he was almsot as good as the hugely fat guy dressed up like a pedobear approves chick with a GIANT pez dispenser...
Wow that is just strange.
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meh its dragoncon...you accept it and move on
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Here is the "Sheep Guy" from dragoncon last year with a sorta Bone's Lair shout out
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