Dear Bone's Lair;

Post by **J.C.** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:41 pm

The advice column. All questions will be answered on air.
Real world questions being raped by the Bone's Lair staff.
Give me your best Dear Abby posts fuckers.

EnvyLCC · Post by **EnvyLCC** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:36 am

*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

I have the croup, sorry.

SociallyUnacceptable · Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:43 pm

Dear Bone's Lair,

Is it wrong to like wolf pussy? I just love me a hairy piece of pussy. I know ive set myself up for a verbal raping, but that 1970s pussy is hot!

Post by **J.C.** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:32 pm

EnvyLCC wrote:*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

I have the croup, sorry.

Oh I don't want anything in this column to be successful.

Bro-Scro · Post by **Bro-Scro** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:02 pm

whats the best way to get laid when you look like an ewok with less personality and a drinking problem?

SociallyUnacceptable · Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:29 pm

Bro-Scro wrote:whats the best way to get laid when you look like an ewok with less personality and a drinking problem?

Fuck a shih tzu. It looks the same as an ewok. And when youre done having your way with it, you can take it to an asian restaurant and they will turn it into an egg roll for you.

EnvyLCC · Post by **EnvyLCC** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:08 am

J.C. wrote:
EnvyLCC wrote:*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

I have the croup, sorry.
Oh I don't want anything in this column to be successful.

I got sales. I never said it was successful advice.
& I had to quit because there were too many questions and they couldn't pay me more.

RayWen · Post by **RayWen** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:48 am

Asking for advice from this crowd is like asking a piranha to trim your crotch hairs.

TorresLLNM · Post by **TorresLLNM** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:11 am

RayWen wrote:Asking for advice from this crowd is like asking a piranha to trim your crotch hairs.

Amazonian wax anyone?

ExPro · Post by **ExPro** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:22 pm

Dear Bone's Lair,
I have decided to get a breast reduction because of a certain ewok. Do you think I should keep my tits at size A or double A?
I thought I would go for whatever looks like a prepubescent child might do the trick, although a flat plank shape is also very appealing.

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