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I just about shat a brick...

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... when this subject of discussion came up and I heard some of my co-worker's points of view on this...

So, hypothetically, there is this young female. Previous to this debate she was a virgin. She went down on a guy. It was not to completion.

The question: Is she still a virgin or not?

My co-workers say she is, reason being that it was not vaginal sex and it was not to completion.

I say she is NOT. My reasoning being:
A. She was penetrated. Period.
B. It's called ORAL FUCKING SEX.
C. To be analogous, If a man forcibly put his penis in a woman's mouth unconsentually, would it not still be considered rape?

What say you all?
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dick in hole is not a virgin...end of story, unless they want to get their ass plowed before they lose their cherry because sex before marriage is wrong...then i'll stick it in their shit chute so they can tell their preacher they havent had sex...
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Meh idk I say she is a virgin, or at least a 2/3 virgin.
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The cherrys not popped, its just dribbling juice.
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TorresLLNM wrote:... when this subject of discussion came up and I heard some of my co-worker's points of view on this...

So, hypothetically, there is this young female. Previous to this debate she was a virgin. She went down on a guy. It was not to completion.

The question: Is she still a virgin or not?

My co-workers say she is, reason being that it was not vaginal sex and it was not to completion.

I say she is NOT. My reasoning being:
A. She was penetrated. Period.
B. It's called ORAL FUCKING SEX.
C. To be analogous, If a man forcibly put his penis in a woman's mouth unconsentually, would it not still be considered rape?

What say you all?
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ExProJailbait wrote:Meh idk I say she is a virgin, or at least a 2/3 virgin.
How the hell can you be a fraction of a virgin?
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Answered on show.
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if she takes it in the ass can i get her number?
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And now you see why ewoks are closet gay.
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Re: I just about shat a brick...

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there is no closet....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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