The Zombie Survival Guide
Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
That thing has been around for a while. I remember talking about on a first date with my now exboyfriend when I was an innocent 16 year old.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
I call bullshit!!ExProJailbait wrote:...when I was an innocent 16 year old.
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Haha. In all honesty I was much worse when I was 16 than I am now. Got myself into quite a bit of trouble. Lol.RayWen wrote:I call bullshit!!ExProJailbait wrote:...when I was an innocent 16 year old.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
When I was 16 my hair was a mix of purple, different reds, and some other color. I used to get into fights a lot.
Oh and that was the year I made friends out of the deans in my high school since I would always get into trouble for violating the school dress code.
If you think my mouth is pretty bad now, you should have heard me back then. I cursed so much more, and would say very odd things. I was that girl with the crazy hair who wore a mini skirt and a fishnet or mesh shirt , with some combat boots all year round. Lmao I kinda miss it.
Oh and that was the year I made friends out of the deans in my high school since I would always get into trouble for violating the school dress code.
If you think my mouth is pretty bad now, you should have heard me back then. I cursed so much more, and would say very odd things. I was that girl with the crazy hair who wore a mini skirt and a fishnet or mesh shirt , with some combat boots all year round. Lmao I kinda miss it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
I dont believe a word of thisExProJailbait wrote:When I was 16 my hair was a mix of purple, different reds, and some other color. I used to get into fights a lot.
Oh and that was the year I made friends out of the deans in my high school since I would always get into trouble for violating the school dress code.
If you think my mouth is pretty bad now, you should have heard me back then. I cursed so much more, and would say very odd things. I was that girl with the crazy hair who wore a mini skirt and a fishnet or mesh shirt , with some combat boots all year round. Lmao I kinda miss it.

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Would you believe a pack of girl scouts and two hockey players?Bone wrote:
I dont believe a word of this
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Lmao I have pictures to prove it. Then again those pictures are not legal.Bone wrote:I dont believe a word of thisExProJailbait wrote:When I was 16 my hair was a mix of purple, different reds, and some other color. I used to get into fights a lot.
Oh and that was the year I made friends out of the deans in my high school since I would always get into trouble for violating the school dress code.
If you think my mouth is pretty bad now, you should have heard me back then. I cursed so much more, and would say very odd things. I was that girl with the crazy hair who wore a mini skirt and a fishnet or mesh shirt , with some combat boots all year round. Lmao I kinda miss it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
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Re: The Zombie Survival Guide
I have the book. I get laughs everytime I show it to someone (who just came out from under their rock) who's never heard of it.
Reminds me of the Zombie Night at the Erotic Heritage Museum back in Vegas.
MMMM... Zombie Burlesque show.....-drools-
Reminds me of the Zombie Night at the Erotic Heritage Museum back in Vegas.
MMMM... Zombie Burlesque show.....-drools-
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