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It blows more goats than Bro-scro on vacation in florida during the state fair.

You learn to loathe the holidays. Turns you racist. Fucks with your ability to think logically. And teaches you to despise the human race in general.

Bro-scro knows what I'm talking about (possibly).


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What was your worst job, ever?
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Bone's Lair is my worst job. EVER
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You bullshit with your friends while drinking Jameson and praising your allegedly large penis..... How is that a bad job?
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TorresLLNM wrote:You bullshit with your friends while drinking Jameson and praising your allegedly large penis..... How is that a bad job?
No pay, long hours. Lol.

We've done the "worst job" question before. Mine was probably working 3rd shift anywhere. I hate 3rds.
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3rd shift at a grocery store.......hard work, shitty pay, no life...fuck that and fuck the big blue screw

also i'm apparently not worth making full time because i will cost the company too much, fuck them!
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Bro-Scro wrote:3rd shift at a grocery store.......hard work, shitty pay, no life...fuck that and fuck the big blue screw

also i'm apparently not worth making full time because i will cost the company too much, fuck them!
I'm a dept. "Lead" at the big red K of Satan. They complain that I don't get things done, yet they expect me to catch carts, run registers, unload trucks and help customers all at the same time.
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Sex shop in NYC.
Long hours, shitty pay. Boss who plays starcraft all day and then bitches that you're not selling enough shit while you work for minimum wage not commission.
Drunken NYU students and other I will not discuss come in and start asking you about your sexual interests without buying anything so that later your boss bitches at you for talking too much and not taking the job seriously.
The worst thing about retail is having to be nice to assholes.
Oh and the best of all was leave leaving work at 2 and getting home ar 4 in the morning after a nice 2 hour session of sexual harassment provided by drunken fratfuckers and NYC hobos.
I can rant more about this but I'll stop here.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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ExProJailbait wrote:Sex shop in NYC.
Long hours, shitty pay. Boss who plays starcraft all day and then bitches that you're not selling enough shit while you work for minimum wage not commission.
Drunken NYU students and other I will not discuss come in and start asking you about your sexual interests without buying anything so that later your boss bitches at you for talking too much and not taking the job seriously.
The worst thing about retail is having to be nice to assholes.
Oh and the best of all was leave leaving work at 2 and getting home ar 4 in the morning after a nice 2 hour session of sexual harassment provided by drunken fratfuckers and NYC hobos.
I can rant more about this but I'll stop here.
That job wouldn't suck as much if you were a dude. I'm sure it could get boring same as any job. But I'd rather that than work at one of the big box stores or an actual retail/dept. store.
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The store I worked at didn't hire men. It would seems that clients bought more when the salesperson was female.
Oh btw another annoying part of that job was keeping underage people out. Since the first level was 18+ and lower level was 21+. First floor was clothing, and restraints with some novelty stuff mixed in. The lower level was dildos, vibrators, sex swings, blowup dolls and other stuff like that. Fucking teen brats kept trying to Akeem into the shop. That was annoying.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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ExProJailbait wrote:The store I worked at didn't hire men. It would seems that clients bought more when the salesperson was female.
Oh btw another annoying part of that job was keeping underage people out. Since the first level was 18+ and lower level was 21+. First floor was clothing, and restraints with some novelty stuff mixed in. The lower level was dildos, vibrators, sex swings, blowup dolls and other stuff like that. Fucking teen brats kept trying to Akeem into the shop. That was annoying.
I meant the job at an "adult bookstore/sex shop/whatever" in general.

That doesn't sound like an annoying part, I would actually enjoy yelling at the underage people.




But wait, so, if you're not 21 yet, how are you employed there? You just work on the 1st level?
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