I've found a new crazy bitch...

[Bro-Scro]

This one tops any that i've had thus far...she threatened to get a restraining order against me if i ever drove by her house again (i have no fucking clue where it is)
or show up at her place of work (went once...she asked me to go) which is an hour away... What the fuck, really i can find better things to do than stalk a bitch
I mean there are at least 5 or 6 decent bars around here to entertain myself, or i could just sit and rub one out, all of which are cheaper and more productive.

She's made threats of what she is gonna do if i try anything like i'm really that ambitious or she's that important to me, then a few hours later calls to appologize...

JC you still single? Want her number?

[ExPro]

Uh where the hell do you find these people?
That is insane. Even I don't date people that fucking crazy. I just go for the typical loser who likes to put down females to feel like a man, or even better "musicians" who think they are the shit because they are on tour, with the mind of a 5 year old and mood swings of a pregnant woman. At least my current boyfriend is not that bad compared to all my ex's.
As much as this advice is something I need to do myself, but go buy yourself some standards. Someone really awesome once told me to do that.

[TorresLLNM]

Uh where the hell do you find these people?

Welcome to Amerika!

[ExPro]

Uh where the hell do you find these people?

Welcome to Amerika!

That's why I am going to scout out China. Lmao
Who knows I might pussy out of pre med, become an english teacher, move to japan and teach english and maybe russian or some bullshit like that.
I do honestly think that there are crazy people everywhere, it is just some of us attract them more so than others.

[J.C.]

JC you still single? Want her number?

Yes and yes

[RayWen]

This one tops any that i've had thus far...she threatened to get a restraining order against me if i ever drove by her house again (i have no fucking clue where it is)
or show up at her place of work (went once...she asked me to go) which is an hour away... What the fuck, really i can find better things to do than stalk a bitch
I mean there are at least 5 or 6 decent bars around here to entertain myself, or i could just sit and rub one out, all of which are cheaper and more productive.

She's made threats of what she is gonna do if i try anything like i'm really that ambitious or she's that important to me, then a few hours later calls to appologize...

Doesn't this pretty much describe everyone you've dated?

[Bro-Scro]

This one tops any that i've had thus far...she threatened to get a restraining order against me if i ever drove by her house again (i have no fucking clue where it is)
or show up at her place of work (went once...she asked me to go) which is an hour away... What the fuck, really i can find better things to do than stalk a bitch
I mean there are at least 5 or 6 decent bars around here to entertain myself, or i could just sit and rub one out, all of which are cheaper and more productive.

She's made threats of what she is gonna do if i try anything like i'm really that ambitious or she's that important to me, then a few hours later calls to appologize...

Doesn't this pretty much describe everyone you've dated?

half and half...in her defense she did suck a good dick

[Bone]

This one tops any that i've had thus far...she threatened to get a restraining order against me if i ever drove by her house again (i have no fucking clue where it is)
or show up at her place of work (went once...she asked me to go) which is an hour away... What the fuck, really i can find better things to do than stalk a bitch
I mean there are at least 5 or 6 decent bars around here to entertain myself, or i could just sit and rub one out, all of which are cheaper and more productive.

She's made threats of what she is gonna do if i try anything like i'm really that ambitious or she's that important to me, then a few hours later calls to appologize...

Doesn't this pretty much describe everyone you've dated?

half and half...in her defense she did suck a good dick

REALLY?!?!? whats her number?

[Bro-Scro]

i deleted it cause she flew off the fucking handle again...i'm kinda sad cause she takes it in the ass and is a natural ginger...

[J.C.]

I was gonna read the number on air.
No shit.