Nitesynth wrote: I HAD CANDY! AND I GAVE IT TO JC!"
That wasn't candy. It was the clap. We went over this when I told you that bottle of pills was a special once a day before sleep candy.
General Akbar says NiteSynth is a trap.

And for her benefit, they all think you have a large dick.
That's bullshit. Its a cute little dick.
Come. shes on the INTERNET. There are NO women on the internet. IRL they all attractive women busy getting nailed for cash.. whoops... I mean getting a career. And cooking. And cleaning. And spreading herpes. Mostly getting nailed for cash.
But not NiteSynth. Shes on the net. Which means shes a trap.
Jameson makes me speak in fragments and type each sentence on its own flashy line!