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ExProJailbait wrote:
angy ewok-micro Scro wrote:ninja thats cute...you think a woman is gonna get naked with me in the room...
Oh she might, if she doesn't know you are there..
Blindfolding one is easy for a normal person, but for the ewok to get two blindfolded then naked? No one is that stupid.
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RayWen wrote:Blindfolding one is easy for a normal person, but for the ewok to get two blindfolded then naked? No one is that stupid.
You'd need blindfolds AND noseplugs. ewoks are sure to be kinda ripe, what with living in jungles.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
RayWen wrote:Blindfolding one is easy for a normal person, but for the ewok to get two blindfolded then naked? No one is that stupid.
You'd need blindfolds AND noseplugs. ewoks are sure to be kinda ripe, what with living in jungles.
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RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
angy ewok-micro Scro wrote:ninja thats cute...you think a woman is gonna get naked with me in the room...
Oh she might, if she doesn't know you are there..
Blindfolding one is easy for a normal person, but for the ewok to get two blindfolded then naked? No one is that stupid.
Two? Why two?
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ExProJailbait wrote: Two? Why two?
The original premise was about two women doing scissors.

Note this is even better when the legs are tied together with a Hitachi in the middle :twisted:
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RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote: Two? Why two?
The original premise was about two women doing scissors.

Note this is even better when the legs are tied together with a Hitachi in the middle :twisted:
Oh well I think two women might be a bit too advanced for the Ewok.
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ExProJailbait wrote:
RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote: Two? Why two?
The original premise was about two women doing scissors.

Note this is even better when the legs are tied together with a Hitachi in the middle :twisted:
Oh well I think two women might be a bit too advanced for the Ewok.
Hitachi........or hibachi, hmmmm.
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can we hibachi the two scissoring chicks? that sounds delicious!
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Leave it to the Ewok to prefer food over 2 naked girls with a hitachi.
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RayWen wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote: Two? Why two?
The original premise was about two women doing scissors.

Note this is even better when the legs are tied together with a Hitachi in the middle :twisted:
That, is some house of gord material right there.
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