Unfortunately, all she is is tits with fingers, bless her little heart.ninja999 wrote:just tits and ass don't do it for me either. there is at least a three finger anal requirement.
Super Powers
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Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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i'm gonna keep drinking and try to decode that shit....you know it doesnt make sense when the ewok isnt drunk enough to figure out waht the fuck you are sayingTorresLLNM wrote:Unfortunately, all she is is tits with fingers, bless her little heart.ninja999 wrote:just tits and ass don't do it for me either. there is at least a three finger anal requirement.
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Well, a pair of tits would need fingers to type, right?Bro-Scro wrote:i'm gonna keep drinking and try to decode that shit....you know it doesnt make sense when the ewok isnt drunk enough to figure out waht the fuck you are sayingTorresLLNM wrote:Unfortunately, all she is is tits with fingers, bless her little heart.ninja999 wrote:just tits and ass don't do it for me either. there is at least a three finger anal requirement.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Fuck you all! Wen and I volunteer for Ex-Pro's mind control! Where do we sign up?
You see, when you give in to the mind control, this happens:

You see, when you give in to the mind control, this happens:

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Aw at least someone is nice to me.RayWen wrote:Fuck you all! Wen and I volunteer for Ex-Pro's mind control! Where do we sign up?
You see, when you give in to the mind control, this happens:
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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So are you. Like I said you have a set of D's yourself. So stop hating on me powderpuff. I get it your life is that sad.TorresLLNM wrote:Unfortunately, all she is is tits with fingers, bless her little heart.ninja999 wrote:just tits and ass don't do it for me either. there is at least a three finger anal requirement.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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i personally don't have a problem with expro. i'm just saying it takes more than a great set of tits and ass to beguile me. there has to be more. but like you said. it only gets you the creepers. so far raywen has my vote for the best super power.
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Well I'm not serious about most of the stuff I say. Is-small just likes to hate on me. I vote for Ray and Wendy too.ninja999 wrote:i personally don't have a problem with expro. i'm just saying it takes more than a great set of tits and ass to beguile me. there has to be more. but like you said. it only gets you the creepers. so far raywen has my vote for the best super power.
As for attracting creepers yeah that happens a lot, most of them assume that I'm stupid and ditsy. Either way people like that provide comic relief. Kinda like is-small.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Super Powers
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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My real life super power is the ability to take any good situation in my life, accidentally torch it, then magically turn it into stories on Bone's Lair.
I also have a super-liver and a magic cock.
I also have a super-liver and a magic cock.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"