A question for all.
What is your real life super power? (ex. excellent paper plane builder, undefeated at trivial pursuit)
Do you use this power for good or EVIL!?!?!?
Super Powers
Re: Super Powers
my superpower is the ability to commit douchebaggery and not afraid of anything
i use this power for awesome!
i use this power for awesome!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Super Powers
DJing: My spinning has the effect of making women wiggle.
Now depending on your point of view that could be good or evil.
Here's my take. In a club/dance environment the women are almost always the dance floor first. Women wiggling attracts the males to the dance floor. So everyone is dancing, having a good time, meeting new people, and performing their own mating rituals. This means that my super powers end result is helping people getting laid.
So again depending on your view point that could be good or evil.
To me that's definitely for Good, especially if it gets me laid in the process too
Damn I really need to start DJing more
Now depending on your point of view that could be good or evil.
Here's my take. In a club/dance environment the women are almost always the dance floor first. Women wiggling attracts the males to the dance floor. So everyone is dancing, having a good time, meeting new people, and performing their own mating rituals. This means that my super powers end result is helping people getting laid.
So again depending on your view point that could be good or evil.
To me that's definitely for Good, especially if it gets me laid in the process too

Damn I really need to start DJing more
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Super Powers
Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Super Powers
mine is my ability to read people. i know it sounds lame, but it has kept assholes out of my life, and more than occasionally gotten me laid. plus i'm a ninja.
Re: Super Powers
All Hail the Hypno-BoobiesExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Re: Super Powers
Yup, sadly I still can't get a date with anyone remotely interesting. TT_TT That's it I think I will just go from bi to lesbian.Bone wrote:All Hail the Hypno-BoobiesExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Super Powers
i fully endorse this plan. women in love is a beautiful beautiful thingExProJailbait wrote:Yup, sadly I still can't get a date with anyone remotely interesting. TT_TT That's it I think I will just go from bi to lesbian.Bone wrote:All Hail the Hypno-BoobiesExProJailbait wrote:Mind control via tits and ass.
It is so sad. And I use them for pure evil.
Plus I can blend in with non russian speaking people. That one is more self-defense. I dislike most russians.
Re: Super Powers
Aw thank you.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Super Powers
Sadly the bulk of women I know/dated are insane.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass