I found junkies next girlfriend!
I found junkies next girlfriend!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Is that your current gf?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Har har. Pick on the newly single guy. Well not so new anymore I guess.
And no, I'd never pick up someone with an adams apple.
And no, I'd never pick up someone with an adams apple.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
Fixed.J.C. wrote:Har har. Pick on the newly single guy. Well not so new anymore I guess.
And no, I'd never pick up someone with an adams apple again.
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
are you talking about that time he hooked up with the tranny a couple of years back?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
so who had the bigger cock?
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
From what I hear JC's giant cock scared the tranny away.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:so who had the bigger cock?
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
I heard it was the AIDS.RayWen wrote:From what I hear JC's giant cock scared the tranny away.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:so who had the bigger cock?
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Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
The AIDS had the bigger cock?TorresLLNM wrote:I heard it was the AIDS.RayWen wrote:From what I hear JC's giant cock scared the tranny away.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:so who had the bigger cock?
Re: I found junkies next girlfriend!
I wonder how that one works.RayWen wrote:
The AIDS had the bigger cock?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass