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Voltaire Stalkfest

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So this weekend I will be going to the NYC comic con, and so I think I will make a bet with my friends that I will get an autograph first. Winner gets $25. Oh this will be fun.
Just need to hide my extreme fangirl type crush. Woot! :mrgreen:
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Oh i will have a skimpy outfit maybe with bondage tape with "Boneslair.com" written all over it.
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Arkady wrote:Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
HOLY FUCK! HE TALKS!!!!!
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Arkady wrote:Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
Ok.
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Don't mention me either. He likes the other two...
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Now I will just have to remind myself to talk when I see him so that I do not end up like JC. Lol
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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RayWen wrote:
Arkady wrote:Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
HOLY FUCK! HE TALKS!!!!!

Indeed. On occasion.
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Arkady wrote:Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
Ok.

Refers to the episode that we interviewed him on. Couldn't tell you which one though. Bone?
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Re: Voltaire Stalkfest

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Arkady wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
Arkady wrote:Just don't mention Banana Hammocks. 8-)
Ok.

Refers to the episode that we interviewed him on. Couldn't tell you which one though. Bone?
Its episode 5.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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