Hope? WTF am I supposed to hope for? A 25 cent raise to my shitty minimum wage job? Lmao, nah hope is for the very young or those who have the funds to afford it.Bone wrote:Careful, he's checking to see if you still have hopeExProJailbait wrote:Future? Wow that is unexpected.J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...
Decoration
Re: Decoration
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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SociallyUnacceptable
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Re: Decoration
Don't feel bad, we'd probably all come to see her. Ex pro would make a small fortune off of all of us. If the day comes and she does get on a pole, we'd all better have reserved seating. I could just see that ,all of us piling out of the molesto van bottles spilling out onto the ground, everybody skips hand in hand into the tittie bar like its the fucking mickey mouse club....Bro-Scro wrote:you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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Lmao. Nah I will get a website before I get on the pole. But in reality neither of those will happen, I may not have hope, but I will not get on the pole for fear of it making me crazy. Every stripper I have known is bat-shit fucking out of her mind.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Don't feel bad, we'd probably all come to see her. Ex pro would make a small fortune off of all of us. If the day comes and she does get on a pole, we'd all better have reserved seating. I could just see that ,all of us piling out of the molesto van bottles spilling out onto the ground, everybody skips hand in hand into the tittie bar like its the fucking mickey mouse club....Bro-Scro wrote:you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Another reason I can't be a stripper is I am a very bad liar.Bro-Scro wrote:hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being good looking and funny!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Decoration
Is that what they told you?Bro-Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being good looking and funny!
You are funny though, I'll give you that.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
Fixed!angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being funny looking!
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SociallyUnacceptable
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Re: Decoration
WinExProJailbait wrote:Another reason I can't be a stripper is I am a very bad liar.Bro-Scro wrote:hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.