only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumperExProJailbait wrote:Ok but what if the guy has teeth ? Does that make it ok?_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:My mom warned me not to go near those. Especially with the creepy man with no teeth and the man that walks with the shopping cart humping the air >.>
Decoration
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Re: Decoration
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumperExProJailbait wrote:Ok but what if the guy has teeth ? Does that make it ok?_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:My mom warned me not to go near those. Especially with the creepy man with no teeth and the man that walks with the shopping cart humping the air >.>
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"ExProJailbait wrote:But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.SociallyUnacceptable wrote: only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper
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Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?RayWen wrote:Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"ExProJailbait wrote:But if he has a Bone's Lair bumper sticker I might not be able to help myself. Curiosity raped ExProJailbait.SociallyUnacceptable wrote: only if he doesnt have rape face and try to sell you roofie coladas from the back of said van. Especially if it has a Bone's Lair sticker on the bumper
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"
You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"
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Re: Decoration
Trust me, J.C. would find a way....the force is strong with that oneRayWen wrote:They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"
You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
Re: Decoration
Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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I don't ask "Was it good for you?" seems like a silly thing to ask. Besides somehow that doesn't scare me much.RayWen wrote:They'll offer you the roofie colada, then pass out before they can do anything.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I worry about the Bone's Lair crew?RayWen wrote: Actually you would have to worry about Bone's Lair crew. Have you ever heard that song, "Too Drunk To Fuck?"
You'll all wake up in the morning, after doing nothing, asking, "Was it good for you?"
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
Future? Wow that is unexpected.J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Decoration
Careful, he's checking to see if you still have hopeExProJailbait wrote:Future? Wow that is unexpected.J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...

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