Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Ok, so, I was bored today and happened to have a writing pad handy so I wrote down all the songs I listened to on my way to/at work. I had my Sansa Fuze on random so, this is what it spit out.
Powerglove - Power Rangers
Audioslave - Light My Way
Tenacious D - Kielbasa
Jimi Hendrix - Hear My Train A-Comin'
Rammstein - Klavier
Tom Waits - Underground
Johnny Cash - One Piece At A Time
B.B. King - Thrill Is Gone
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Alice In Chains - I Can't Remember
Led Zeppelin - Boogie With Stu
Gorillaz - Dirty Harry
Jimi Hendrix - Freedom
Alice In Chains - Rotten Apple
Audioslave - Set It Off
White Zombie - More Human Than Human
Puscifer - Drunk With Power
Slipknot - Vermillion
John Mayall & The Blues Breakers - All Your Love
Albert King - Born Under A Bad Sign
Paul Butterfield Blues Band - Everything Going To Be Alright
Godflesh - Deaf, Dumb, and Blind
David Bowie - I'm Afraid Of Americans