My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:bro-scro likes me better so go fuck yourself
In that case, you were gonna get the herp anyway. Hope you got your vaccines too or else you're gonna get HPV... If you don't already have it, that is.
um nah i wouldnt fuck it...wait how much booze are we talking about here...and can you give her a faith mask from buffy the vampire slayer?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:bro-scro likes me better so go fuck yourself
In that case, you were gonna get the herp anyway. Hope you got your vaccines too or else you're gonna get HPV... If you don't already have it, that is.
There are people without HPV in your area? Don't move to Knoxville. Shits as common as a handshake.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
yea we call them virgins...they cease to exist by the age of 12
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun