Uh the strap ons with no hole and a ring are better that way different kinds of dildos and vibrators can be used. Now some lesbians have a problem with latex dildos, or others that just don't feel as good. Real skin is the best but it rips...sadly.But out the 2 the first one.
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Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Hate you should be aware of
Real skin? What do they take the flesh from corpses and wrap them around dildos?ExProJailbait wrote:Uh the strap ons with no hole and a ring are better that way different kinds of dildos and vibrators can be used. Now some lesbians have a problem with latex dildos, or others that just don't feel as good. Real skin is the best but it rips...sadly.But out the 2 the first one.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Well not quite, they call it real skin, cyber skin, and a bunch of other names. It is the same shit and feels like the real thing.J.C. wrote:Real skin? What do they take the flesh from corpses and wrap them around dildos?ExProJailbait wrote:Uh the strap ons with no hole and a ring are better that way different kinds of dildos and vibrators can be used. Now some lesbians have a problem with latex dildos, or others that just don't feel as good. Real skin is the best but it rips...sadly.But out the 2 the first one.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I'll take this moment to plug something.ExProJailbait wrote:Well not quite, they call it real skin, cyber skin, and a bunch of other names. It is the same shit and feels like the real thing.
JC. Next time you go to vegas, take your girlfriend and go to this place called the Erotic Heritage Museum. I believe you'll find it quite interesting. They have events and happenings there all the time. They have an exhibit where they show off various dongs and cyberpussies made of various materials. They have an exhibit that follows the evolution of the peepshow. As well as an exhibit of the house of gord (http://www.houseofgord.com/). I think you'd like it.
It's behind the strip on Industrial. Next door to the Deja Vu all nude strip club.
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Back to the point of this thread.
Girls hate guys who wear their pants below their ass or at their knees and waddle like ducks. (we do not want to see ur boxers)
Guys hate girls who don't give BJ's but girls hate guys who won't go down on them.
Girls hate yeast infections.
Guys the burn (uk wat I'm talking about)
People hate today''s "rock"
People hate when they kill cultures by turning them into popular culture.
People hate when books are turned into movies.
Girls hate guys who wear their pants below their ass or at their knees and waddle like ducks. (we do not want to see ur boxers)
Guys hate girls who don't give BJ's but girls hate guys who won't go down on them.
Girls hate yeast infections.
Guys the burn (uk wat I'm talking about)
People hate today''s "rock"
People hate when they kill cultures by turning them into popular culture.
People hate when books are turned into movies.
Fuck it.
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Sad thing is.. I've been to the Deja Vu. Think I know where that is.TorresLLNM wrote:I'll take this moment to plug something.ExProJailbait wrote:Well not quite, they call it real skin, cyber skin, and a bunch of other names. It is the same shit and feels like the real thing.
JC. Next time you go to vegas, take your girlfriend and go to this place called the Erotic Heritage Museum. I believe you'll find it quite interesting. They have events and happenings there all the time. They have an exhibit where they show off various dongs and cyberpussies made of various materials. They have an exhibit that follows the evolution of the peepshow. As well as an exhibit of the house of gord (http://www.houseofgord.com/). I think you'd like it.
It's behind the strip on Industrial. Next door to the Deja Vu all nude strip club.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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It's that seperate building right next door. Not the porn shop (cause there's two of those) but the actual strip club.J.C. wrote:Sad thing is.. I've been to the Deja Vu. Think I know where that is.
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Real Comedians hate Dane Cook.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
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+1J.C. wrote:Real Comedians hate Dane Cook.
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Well thats is because Dane Cook rips off their jokes.J.C. wrote:Real Comedians hate Dane Cook.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass