Everyone sucks all the time!!!!!

[ExPro]

I'm just joking.
But seriously we get some weird people in the shop.
A random guy who just kept staring at me and not saying anything buy "hi".
A man in a nice suit buying a curry comb for horsees.
And women older than my grandma buying leather vinyl and PVC shorts.
It gets odd but I love my jobs.

[RayWen]

Last time I went shopping in a porn shop it was for a DIY dildo on a stick. They looked at me like "What do you think this is? Home Depot?"

[_Sexy-Kitten_]

Wait till you get hit on by woman who decides she wants to use u as an example and force a corset on you

[ExPro]

I got an invitation to an orgy.
That was odd.

[Bro-Scro]

umm last time i went into a porn store i was completely hammered and ended up getting 3 phone numbers...how the fuck that happened im not sure

[RayWen]

I got an invitation to an orgy.
That was odd.

We were wondering when that would get to you

[RayWen]

Wait till you get hit on by woman who decides she wants to use u as an example and force a corset on you

Ray used to help the guys into their corsets for Rocky Horror.

[ExPro]

I got an invitation to an orgy.
That was odd.

We were wondering when that would get to you

It wasn't so much the invitation that bothered me, it was the really creepy questions that followed. "so when are you off work?" or even worse "so where do you party?" and the more annoying "I bet you know what to do with a whip."

Wait till you get hit on by woman who decides she wants to use u as an example and force a corset on you

Ray used to help the guys into their corsets for Rocky Horror.

Oh I love doing that, with both men and women. Helping people with corsets is fun, and one of the few things that keep me awake at work.

[J.C.]

umm last time i went into a porn store i was completely hammered and ended up getting 3 phone numbers...how the fuck that happened im not sure

Hookers.

[Bro-Scro]

probably...they did come to karaoke at the same place...and tipped really well, so i guess i cant complain, thats part of the reason servers love me