Post you news headlines in here

[TorresLLNM]

I genuinely liked his movies. I enjoyed that dash of crazy motherfucker that he brought to each of his roles. This is a sad day.
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news ... 93,161103]

[TorresLLNM]

Holy shit. Kids, don't do magic mushrooms.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/3996 ... art#page/1

[TorresLLNM]

No, Bro-scro hasn't been jerking off in a cemetary again.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... asion.html

So remember, it's ok to show your tits on the beach, but only if your cock isn't showing!
http://www.delawareonline.com/article/2 ... n-Rehoboth

[Carl_Hungus]

US porn actor in cliff-fall death
after suspected of killing with a samurai sword
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and ... 247832.stm

[_Sexy-Kitten_]

I keep seeing these stories of people who have lived in the wild everywhere so here is an article posted today about a woman who lived in the jungles of Cambodia for 18 years went missing again and was found in and outdoor toilet.

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/artic ... t/19507478


A Colorado man is being convicted for shooting himself in the dick. Here is the article, its from May 10 tho.

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freak ... 5864382315

[J.C.]

US porn actor in cliff-fall death
after suspected of killing with a samurai sword
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and ... 247832.stm

i tried writing jokes for this, and honestly i think just reading the story is bad enough.

[SociallyUnacceptable]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/jennifer_ ... ns-02-2010

[TorresLLNM]

Figured I'd dig this thread up.


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