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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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J.C. wrote:I WANT THAT PORPOISE. WE GOTTA STRIKE BACK AGAINST THOSE FUCKERS. SEND A FUCKING MESSAGE.
Yeah but its an inflatable toy, no one will actually know what you do with it.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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J.C. wrote:Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.
Well a guy bought a blow up doll today strictly for companionship.
He said he was lonely so he bought it.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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And then there was this on Rule 34...

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targ ... gory_id=66

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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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RayWen wrote:And then there was this on Rule 34...

http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?targ ... gory_id=66

:shock:
Oh that is so gross.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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ExProJailbait wrote:We sell the sheep. Oh and it talks.
What does the sheep say?
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:Its a safe assumption if you see a man buy anything starting with the words "blow up" he will stick his penis into it then thrust till ejaculation.
For Ewok, that means fuckin' it.
Well a guy bought a blow up doll today strictly for companionship.
He said he was lonely so he bought it.
Yup. Then he lied. He fucked it today. You helped a man fuck a blow up doll. Good woman, if hes desperate enough to fuck a blow up doll.. do anything you can to keep that guy calm.
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Re: Sheep blow up doll.

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SociallyUnacceptable wrote: What does the sheep say?
I have no clue I did not actually blow it up. I think it says "baaaaa".
J.C. wrote: Yup. Then he lied. He fucked it today. You helped a man fuck a blow up doll. Good woman, if hes desperate enough to fuck a blow up doll.. do anything you can to keep that guy calm.
Meh I do not care much about what he does with it, the stupid thing is a shit ton of money, so I am happy as it boosts my sales.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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