Pudding Wrestling
Re: Pudding Wrestling
except when i'm teabaggin people...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Pudding Wrestling
Ew...Bro-Scro wrote:except when i'm teabaggin people...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Pudding Wrestling
Only you can destroy the sexy of the moment with the image of a wet eyedropper.devolving angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:except when i'm teabaggin people...
Re: Pudding Wrestling
hey i'm good like that, what can i say?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Pudding Wrestling
My job pays minimum wage and i only work 4-5 hours.
I wonder how much I could make stripping.
I wonder how much I could make stripping.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Pudding Wrestling
Depends on the club... But I suspect I would walk out very very very brokeExProJailbait wrote:My job pays minimum wage and i only work 4-5 hours.
I wonder how much I could make stripping.
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Re: Pudding Wrestling
MY FAVORITE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.ExProJailbait wrote:I wonder how much I could make stripping.
And with your boobs? Shitloads.
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Re: Pudding Wrestling
Something to consider I guess.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Pudding Wrestling
back to your pole woman...gotta make papa that rent money
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Pudding Wrestling
What happened to the "I'm too good to be a stripper 'cause I'm going into the medical field" routine?ExProJailbait wrote:Something to consider I guess.
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