Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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I finally got high enough to figure out how to pronounce your name. Its pronounced Is-small. THATS what the no dick jokes means!!
/sarcasm :)
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J.C. wrote:I finally got high enough to figure out how to pronounce your name. Its pronounced Is-small. THATS what the no dick jokes means!!
/sarcasm :)
lmao.

It's small compared to a sperm whale. Let's leave it at that.
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or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
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Bro-Scro wrote:or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
Win^^
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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:or a gorilla which has a whopping 4" erect penis...
Win^^
Bro-scro would know.
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If he knows the details about your penis that makes his statement true and that is all that matters.
Please keep the details of your sex life along with the stiff you do with Bro Scro to yourself.
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Meh...No worries, i'm not spreading that message...but i have had the shits all day from drinking PBR...
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Bro-Scro wrote:Meh...No worries, i'm not spreading that message...but i have had the shits all day from drinking PBR...
That had nothing to do with the PBR and you know it.

It's all that lube we squirted up there the other night. I told you we shouldn't have used oil-based lube!
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Why do you want in my bootyhole so bad son? Is there something we need to know about you?
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