Birthday in a week.
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Birthday in a week.
What should I do? I'm pretty broke just so you all know.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Birthday in a week.
Hot oral sex romp....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Birthday in a week.
That mean you offering?Bro-Scro wrote:Hot oral sex romp....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Birthday in a week.
Happy early birthday btw.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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- You Drink
- Posts: 1121
- Joined: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:30 am
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Re: Birthday in a week.
ROAST.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Birthday in a week.
fuckin a right...see if you can be a guest on the lair...then fuck it up worse than me so i dont feel so bad 

My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Birthday in a week.
Not possible.Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right...see if you can be a guest on the lair...then fuck it up worse than me so i dont feel so bad
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Birthday in a week.
blow meExProJailbait wrote:Not possible.Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right...see if you can be a guest on the lair...then fuck it up worse than me so i dont feel so bad
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Birthday in a week.
not possibleBro-Scro wrote:blow meExProJailbait wrote:Not possible.Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right...see if you can be a guest on the lair...then fuck it up worse than me so i dont feel so bad
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"