Since people keep wanting to post shit from real life today

[J.C.]

My mailman just came to my front door as I got out of the shower and saw me full frontal naked thru the front window.
No joke.
That's real life that is Bone's Lair approved. I just swinged my hips. I didn't know what else to do.
He ran like hell.

[Bro-Scro]

for the win...thats like answering the door nude when we had a noise complaint condom in hand and talking to the cops when they asked if they could come in telling them i was nekkid......conversation ended real quick

[TorresLLNM]

Ok, I've got something personal that I want to say.....






I have to fart....

















...... and it was good.

[ExPro]

for the win...thats like answering the door nude when we had a noise complaint condom in hand and talking to the cops when they asked if they could come in telling them i was nekkid......conversation ended real quick

They came in and you got ass raped?

[Bro-Scro]

nah he just said to keep it down

[ExPro]

nah he just said to keep it down

Boring.

[Bro-Scro]

yea...well something about answering the door cock in hand gets the blood pumping in more ways than one

[ExPro]

I wouldn't know.

[Bro-Scro]

should try it...

[ExPro]

should try it...

Don't have a cock, so no. Lmao.