Bugs
Re: Bugs
i've had managers straight up tell me that if i need to "go out and have a smoke so that you dont accidentally clear out the whole damn store with one swift fart, then for the love of god do it" that made me sooo happy, thats free license to have a smoke break when the store is open...cause lord knows youve after you do something of that magnitude, it lurks for a bit, so youve gotta wait like 5 min or so for it to completely dissipate...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Bugs
It's that devastating huh.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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TorresLLNM
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Re: Bugs
As much as he drinks, I'm not surprised. Haven't you ever heard of the "whiskey shits" before? Well Bro-scro is such an alchy that he's got nothing to whiskey shit left, so all he's got are beer farts....ExProJailbait wrote:It's that devastating huh.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Bugs
That is nasty. I much rather get back to bugs.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bugs
Whisky shits are my department, he a beer guy. I am the whisky guy.TorresLLNM wrote:As much as he drinks, I'm not surprised. Haven't you ever heard of the "whiskey shits" before? Well Bro-scro is such an alchy that he's got nothing to whiskey shit left, so all he's got are beer farts....ExProJailbait wrote:It's that devastating huh.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Bugs
Yup i swore off the hard liquor again after my trip to knox...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Bugs
Yeah I am not a fan of beer.Bro-Scro wrote:Yup i swore off the hard liquor again after my trip to knox...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bugs
good, that means the only reason you have to go in the fridge is cause its sammich time
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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_Sexy-Kitten_
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Re: Bugs
NO Julie I say it is such a girl thing to do cause you ever see the preppy chicks when they flip out? Imagine that being me only not preppy but pretty much lost her voice from yelling at a bug...LOL
Fuck it.
Re: Bugs
@Kitten: Dude I have no fucking clue what you are talking about.
@Bro-Scro: That and Ukrainians seem to like keeping huge bottles of vodka and whiskey in the freezer.
@Bro-Scro: That and Ukrainians seem to like keeping huge bottles of vodka and whiskey in the freezer.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass