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RayWen
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Re: Cougars

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There once was this guy who had sex with a Cougar. Sad though. He burned his penis on the radiator.
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Re: Cougars

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I thought having sex with animals was a bad thing.....
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Re: Cougars

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it isnt, unless its a dolphin cause they will drown your ass by the dick
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Bro-Scro wrote:it isnt, unless its a dolphin cause they will drown your ass by the dick
dolphin drown assdick sounds like a punk band
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Re: Cougars

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Haha hell yea!
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Re: Cougars

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lol wow. I don't want to know how he burned his dick on a radiator lol but I bet that was a funny sight for her cause I would be crying from laughter
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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:lol wow. I don't want to know how he burned his dick on a radiator lol but I bet that was a funny sight for her cause I would be crying from laughter
A Cougar is a car :)
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Re: Cougars

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Lmao Damn he is an ass but if he actually screwed a cougar (as in older woman) and burned his dick on a radiator I don't think I would want to understand how, wait yes I would but cause the idea of that alone would make me cry from laughter.
It's like the guy who burned his dick with boiled water on purpose and couldn't pee properly for a week lol men...
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_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Lmao Damn he is an ass but if he actually screwed a cougar (as in older woman) and burned his dick on a radiator I don't think I would want to understand how, wait yes I would but cause the idea of that alone would make me cry from laughter.
It's like the guy who burned his dick with boiled water on purpose and couldn't pee properly for a week lol men...
Wow, I was telling a joke. Didn't know you actually knew someone that stupid?
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Re: Cougars

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Lmao technically I don't know them. It's this start from the movie Step Up and all that lol

However I will say I once got boiling hot soup on my crotch because my mom decided to try to steal the bread from the side of the plate, that I use to dip in the soup, knock the bowl right onto my crotch. I had no feeling down there for almost a week....damn woman lol
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