Things we shouldnt talk about at bars.....
Getting hit in the face by the hot bartenders pelvis
The clap and how we got it twice
Why affliction wearing people are such douches (on a fight night no less)
Biting off the door mans nipples
The 2 step plan to get the bartender to massage our wiener...
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Ok feel free to add to this...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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What about those fuckers in the Tapout and Big Daddy clothing.
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That along with Ed hardy is the same shit. All it's good for is being a great way to stop a douchebag.Nitesynth wrote:What about those fuckers in the Tapout and Big Daddy clothing.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Nitesynth wrote:What about those fuckers in the Tapout and Big Daddy clothing.
Bro-Scro wrote:uch douches (on a fight night no less)
same thing, all motherfuckers.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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I wore an affliction shirt saturday...cause it gave me free license to be a douche at the bar....then i took it home and let the cats nest in it
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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I bet they didn't want to touch it.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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no...the fat one shit on it....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Didn't need to know that.Bro-Scro wrote:no...the fat one shit on it....
Go kitty.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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he's a smart boy...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Dudes that use spray tan.....
Uber Douches.
Uber Douches.
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