DRAGON*CON '10
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TorresLLNM
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
True... But still, that would be discrimination. Your friend could sue for that.
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
My ex, not my friend.TorresLLNM wrote:True... But still, that would be discrimination. Your friend could sue for that.
Crazy heifer.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
STORY TIME!ExProJailbait wrote:My ex, not my friend.TorresLLNM wrote:True... But still, that would be discrimination. Your friend could sue for that.
Crazy heifer.
ok, what was she like?
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
She was and still is insane.TorresLLNM wrote:STORY TIME!ExProJailbait wrote:My ex, not my friend.TorresLLNM wrote:True... But still, that would be discrimination. Your friend could sue for that.
Crazy heifer.
ok, what was she like?
She is about 5'6 blonde, although her hair was black at the time. She is half polish half Spanish I think.
Was paranoid and tried breaking into my house to find evidence of me cheating. I do not cheat. So that made the situation even more annoying.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
Anyone who says they will never cheat, I do not believe. No one knows what they would really do in an unknown situation unless that situation comes up for real.
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Re: DRAGON*CON '10
True, but I have not cheated before in my life and would like to keep it that way. Then again anything is possible. So you are right I guess.TorresLLNM wrote:Anyone who says they will never cheat, I do not believe. No one knows what they would really do in an unknown situation unless that situation comes up for real.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: DRAGON*CON '10
Two things.
I know personally people in politics and medicine that used to strip. They honestly told them "there was no other jobs and I did this to pay bills". No one cared. They cared when people tried to hide it or gave bullshit answers. My girl used to be a burlesque performer (in our area they look at that like stripping) and got a government clearance, which is way harder to get than med certs. If you wanna do it, keep receipts and character witnesses.
I really want to go to DC. I've wanted to go back for years. Can't time it this year and fund it. Next year I'm planning it all damned year. I WILL BE THERE NEXT YEAR.
I know personally people in politics and medicine that used to strip. They honestly told them "there was no other jobs and I did this to pay bills". No one cared. They cared when people tried to hide it or gave bullshit answers. My girl used to be a burlesque performer (in our area they look at that like stripping) and got a government clearance, which is way harder to get than med certs. If you wanna do it, keep receipts and character witnesses.
I really want to go to DC. I've wanted to go back for years. Can't time it this year and fund it. Next year I'm planning it all damned year. I WILL BE THERE NEXT YEAR.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: DRAGON*CON '10
Why DC.
Well that is nice to know, but I do not think I will be a stripper.
Well that is nice to know, but I do not think I will be a stripper.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: DRAGON*CON '10
DC is short for DragonCon.
Why DragonCon? Closest thing around.
Why DragonCon? Closest thing around.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: DRAGON*CON '10
so back to the "what was your original disclaimer" thing...what was it gonna be before it is what it is now?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun