Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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Bro-Scro
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Oh god...My nickname was shitpussy...be afraid....
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I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:Oh god...My nickname was shitpussy...be afraid....
Still is.
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lick the shitpussy, we know you want to
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:lick the shitpussy, we know you want to
If you are referring to yourself as shitpussy than no I have standards.
If not still no, sounds gross as hell.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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then...then, the grammatically correct word is THEN!
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My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:then...then, the grammatically correct word is THEN!
Damn ukranians.. I swurr.

I WAS being facetious about the whole nickname thing (that means I was joking). Though a nickname would be easier for you guys to remember (and pronounce) wouldn't it?
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TorresLLNM wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:then...then, the grammatically correct word is THEN!
Damn ukranians.. I swurr.

I WAS being facetious about the whole nickname thing (that means I was joking). Though a nickname would be easier for you guys to remember (and pronounce) wouldn't it?
Actually school rots the brain.
Bro-Scro you really should not be correcting me on my grammar considering that this is my 4th language, and after looking at the shit that you type.
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TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:Actually school rots the brain.
Bro-Scro you really should not be correcting me on my grammar considering that this is my 4th language, and after looking at the shit that you type.
Amurrican isn't a language.. Neither is Ebonics.
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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:Actually school rots the brain.
Bro-Scro you really should not be correcting me on my grammar considering that this is my 4th language, and after looking at the shit that you type.
Amurrican isn't a language.. Neither is Ebonics.
Lol. Some people would agrue with you there.
But first I learned Russian and Ukrainian, then I started learning Japanese, and then I moved here and learned English. So sorry if I make a mistake once in a while.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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ExProJailbait wrote:Lol. Some people would agrue with you there.
But first I learned Russian and Ukrainian, then I started learning Japanese, and then I moved here and learned English. So sorry if I make a mistake once in a while.
Unacceptable. You wanna flaunt that you speak 4 languages? Then you get no sympathy for your mistakes. Nerd. :geek:
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