Wasn't the conversation about googlibg dates, and not just random people?Bro-Scro wrote:dont google my name..i've got 4 or 5 active aliases i use online for that reason
Randomness.
Re: Randomness.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Randomness.
believe it or not, there are women that actually want to date me....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Randomness.
...........................................Bro-Scro wrote:believe it or not, there are women that actually want to date me....
Not.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Randomness.
lol pics or it didnt happen right?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Randomness.
THISTorresLLNM wrote:...........................................Bro-Scro wrote:believe it or not, there are women that actually want to date me....
Not.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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She looks 12... and? If she reads like shes 8 Bro-Scro will be in love.ExProJailbait wrote:Wow you sure are thorough in googling your dates. Too bad she still looks 12.TorresLLNM wrote:nuh uh.. she's been over 18 for 2 years now. I googled it.
Hell I even wikipedia'd it. So you know it HAS to be right.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Randomness.
happy 13th birthday!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Randomness.
Well he dud say that women want to dare him, so I guess she counts.J.C. wrote:She looks 12... and? If she reads like shes 8 Bro-Scro will be in love.ExProJailbait wrote:Wow you sure are thorough in googling your dates. Too bad she still looks 12.TorresLLNM wrote:nuh uh.. she's been over 18 for 2 years now. I googled it.
Hell I even wikipedia'd it. So you know it HAS to be right.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Randomness.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Randomness.
With a face like that, I guess you need "loudspeakers" and a van.
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