Bone's lair rape whistle
Bone's lair rape whistle
So I have been using the show to screen dates for a while now, thus why I am single still, but I have come to the conclusion that this show has helped save me from a number of unsavory situations. For example, playing it out loud at about 3 am on the train, made the crazy man ,who I was sure would stab me, move to the other part of the train. This brought me to a thought, since I attract a lot of weirdos, as I am sure other people do as well, why not have a Bone's lair rape whistle. Only instead of the super loud noise it is just JC talking really loudly about something fairly unusual like ass smoothies. That way said creeper will either be weirded out or laugh, both give enough time to get away.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.Fallen wrote:As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.ExPro wrote:i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.Fallen wrote:As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.Fallen wrote:Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.ExPro wrote:i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.Fallen wrote:As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
Ah then we should go with one of the numerous headlines involving penis mutilation. And you can smirk while you play it.ExPro wrote:See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.Fallen wrote: Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.
And don't forget the kindergarten scissors!!
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
Hahaha, that sounds interesting.Fallen wrote:Ah then we should go with one of the numerous headlines involving penis mutilation. And you can smirk while you play it.ExPro wrote:See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.Fallen wrote: Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.
And don't forget the kindergarten scissors!!
I would do that in a heartbeat.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Bone's lair rape whistle
I'm not sure if i remember that one.Fallen wrote:Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.ExPro wrote:i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.Fallen wrote:As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."
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"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"