Bone's lair rape whistle

[ExPro]

So I have been using the show to screen dates for a while now, thus why I am single still, but I have come to the conclusion that this show has helped save me from a number of unsavory situations. For example, playing it out loud at about 3 am on the train, made the crazy man ,who I was sure would stab me, move to the other part of the train. This brought me to a thought, since I attract a lot of weirdos, as I am sure other people do as well, why not have a Bone's lair rape whistle. Only instead of the super loud noise it is just JC talking really loudly about something fairly unusual like ass smoothies. That way said creeper will either be weirded out or laugh, both give enough time to get away.

[Fallen]

As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."

[ExPro]

As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."

i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.

[Fallen]

As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."

i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.

Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.

[ExPro]

As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."

i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.

Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.

See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.

[Fallen]

Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.

See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.

Ah then we should go with one of the numerous headlines involving penis mutilation. And you can smirk while you play it.
And don't forget the kindergarten scissors!!

[ExPro]

Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.

See I would not want to make myself sick, just want to gross out the creeper.

Ah then we should go with one of the numerous headlines involving penis mutilation. And you can smirk while you play it.
And don't forget the kindergarten scissors!!

Hahaha, that sounds interesting.
I would do that in a heartbeat.

[J.C.]

As a professional weirdo, I'd see that situation as more enticing. Seeing how Boobzilla here is a stunning example of delectable feminity (as opposed to JC being a stunted example of detestable metrosexuality), hearing the description of an ass smoothie whilst creepily rape-gazing upon her, the first words out of my mouth would be, "You know, I have a blender back at my apartment..."

i'll keep that in mind. Perhaps bestiality snippets would be better.

Another good one would be JC's gonnorrhea/jolly rancher story. That one still turns my stomach a bit.

I'm not sure if i remember that one.