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Scary Expro?

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Dear Bone's lair,
It would appear that I scare away men. This comes somewhat as a surprise to me, as I am not of a particularly terrifying variety, and yet some cower in my presence.Recently I had been on a few dates, and I scared away all the guys. T_T
They typically like me, up until they are done talking about themselves and ask my opinion on something.
It would appear that to appeal to men in NYC I should just smile and nod, say all the right things and play dumb while stroking their ego. This revelation has led me to debate if I should drop the straight half of my sexuality. Though I tend to prefer men sexually, this is really starting to annoy. Of course women are not without flaws, but I rather put up with the PMS of a woman than that of a man as a woman's PMS lasts only a week or so, but the PMS of a NYC hipster is a life long struggle.
In short, should I simply give up on men?

Thank you very much for reading my somewhat alcohol influenced plea for help.
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Simply put, you would seem to be too smart for them.

From what we've gathered in your posts and the visit to the lair you are not the bimbo that most men seek. The are lured in by your beauty, yet when they find out you're not their "fuck me and follow me around eye candy" they panic.
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RayWen wrote:Simply put, you would seem to be too smart for them.

From what we've gathered in your posts and the visit to the lair you are not the bimbo that most men seek. The are lured in by your beauty, yet when they find out you're not their "fuck me and follow me around eye candy" they panic.
It would appear so.
The scary part is I am not that smart, so if my average intelligence scares men away I wonder just how stupid I need to be considered acceptable.
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expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....
You'd have to be pretty stoned to even think of digging out the tweezers for you.
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Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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J.C. wrote:Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.
We're married and have a girlfriend. Your argument is invalid.
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Bro-Scro wrote:expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....
I don't have tweezers that small. Besides I am bi sexual, meaning I like men and women, ewoks are a separate gender all together.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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J.C. wrote:Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.
Yeah because Bone's lair acts like a fucking buffer for any potential dates. Thank you guys. I might as well start buy cats while I am at it.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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I had a date fro friday, but not anymore.
I linked a guy to the show, 10 min later I get a call that he is suddenly sick.... really? All of a sudden he is sick huh?
:evil: :evil: :evil:
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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