Questions for the next show...

[angrycomic]

Come on posters... send in some questions for the next show... make em good.. Geopolitical? Economic? Alcohol related? ?

You dream up a question and good ole angrycomic will lay down an answer. It will most likely be packed full of bullshit and lies.... but it will still be classified as an answer.


Show tapes Monday....


- angrycomic

[J.C.]

http://www.boneslair.com/forum/viewtopi ... 0&start=20
Your episode is number 72.
But I agree.
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[SociallyUnacceptable]

Pulled these off a stupid questions website:

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

[TorresLLNM]

Have you ever herped so hard you derped?

[DarkVader]

Yeah, those are pretty stupid questions. I'm gonna say not really worthy, so I'm going to be annoying and answer them now.

Pulled these off a stupid questions website:

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

From my sources, there are two possible reasons: C.W. Post believed that the baking process produced fructose, which he called "grape sugar", and there's a possibility that it's because the cereal grains vaguely resembled grape seeds - a.k.a. "grape nuts".

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

It's being continuously filtered while "trickling through mountains" and going stale while stored in bottles, and it's picking up chemicals from the bottle plastic.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

When there's a language barrier, they sometimes do - but it's generally impolite to point to one's crotch. Pointing to the location where one wears a watch is not nearly as impolite.

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

What's broken isn't the dog's ability to reproduce, but the dog's annoying habit of humping your guests and peeing everywhere. The dog's ability to reproduce may also be a problem.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

It's hard to do business if you lock the doors. And it's hard to do business if people keep stealing your pens.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Yes.

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Neither premise is true, though cats will actively attempt to right themselves, frequently landing on their feet. No such luck with bread, it'll land based on aerodynamics, weight distribution, orientation at start of fall, and fall distance.

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Whatever color the animator draws it.